XFA Aggression Report for 14/3

Welcome to the show!!


MATCH 1: Serious Pat Booker defeats Joan F via Pin Fall

Serious Pat Booker was Serious about winning this match that he did with such ease delivering a Serious Slam to pick up the pin fall.

Joan F: Match -3pts Red (Cut) 3.45 Stars
Serious Pat Booker: Match 4pts Blue 6.55 Stars

Darth Clay becomes the new briefcase holder after forcing the salesman to quit via a nose squeeze??

MATCH 2: Saint Patrik defeats Diamond Troy Justice via Pin fall

A fairly even match until “The Sign of the Cross” and then it was game over for Diamond Troy Justice.

Saint Patrik: Match 2pts Yellow 6.3 Stars
Diamond Troy Justice: Match-2pts Red 2.95 Stars

It’s the old take the shakes when NBT leave them behind trick. Go dex022 and how320

MATCH 3: Krusher Kayls defeats Fatalstrife via Match Rules.

Krusher Kayls absolutely destroyed Fatalstrife in this submission match and eventually forced him to tap to a Fist Lock

Fatalstrife: Match -4pts Orange (Unable to Continue) 2.75 stars
Krusher Kayls: Match 8pts Light Green 12.55 Stars

Justin walks past Dante’s office and signs a contract to fight “The Natural” Jesse Blue at Saint Patrick’s Day Massacre in a Buried Alive Match.

MATCH 4: NBT defeat dex022 and how320 via count out

A match that ended in a rather strange way with dex022 and how320 both leaving mid match with complications. Turns out the NBT knew about the days happenings and set them up for a cleaning out. And several pairs of nose pegs as well.

JD Allgood: Match 5.5pts Yellow 6.05 Stars
Paul "Playboy" Andrews: Match 5.5pts Blue 18.45 Stars
Dex022: Match -3.5pts Orange (Cut) 4.55 Stars
How320: Match -3.5pts Red (Busted Wide Open) 4.85 Stars


Jon Lum gives us his thoughts……


MATCH 5: The Slugger defeats Jon Lum via Match Rules

The Slugger was always in control of this submission match and ended his losing streak via a Sharpshooter.

The slugger: Match 6pts Blue 8.4 Stars
Jon Lum: Match -3pts Red (Seriously Injured) 4.35 Stars

A contract signing to make it official between Dante and Darth Clay for Saint Patrik’s Day Massacre. Dante should learn to read a contract before signing it. It’s job vs. job in a Hell in a Cell!!

MATCH 6: Darth Clay defeats Gustava1er via Match Rules

Darth Clay used the King of XFE as a build up for his match against Dante and never gave the king a chance in this 2/3 submission match. In the end Darth Clay used the Sith Lock to get the final submission and the win.

Darth Clay: Match 6pts Dark Green 9.55 Stars
Gustava1er: Match -4pts Red (Slightly Injured) 4.9 Stars

What is this? Quan been lazy? Surely not? He just waiting for the answers to come to him.


MATCH 7: Quan defeats Badjojo via Match Rules

A back and forth ladder match that could have gone either way. In the end a cunning baseball bat shot was all it took to put Badjojo away and Quan climb the ladder to victory.

Badjojo: Match 2pts Red (Seriously Injured) 7.15 Stars
Quan: Match 3pts Red (Bleeding) 12.05 Stars

Jeremy Alsop has arrived……. Earlier in the day.

MATCH 8: Dante defeats Kangjagal via Match Rules

Kangjagal should have stayed out back for this match as he was pummeled from pillar to post by Dante and couldn’t answer the ten count allowing Dante to pick up the easy win

Kangjagal: Match -4pts Red (Seriously Injured, Cut) 12.3 Stars
Dante: Match 8pts Dark Green 22.35 Stars

“The Natural” Jesse Blue is enjoying a nice chat until Justin Alsop comes along and destroys him. Only a Whiplash and F-Squared stops Justin from doing any more damage. But will Jesse Blue make to the Pay-Per-View?

MATCH 9: Jeremy Alsop defeats True Nutter via Match Rules

Jeremy Alsop dominates True Nutter from the word go but True Nutter’s resiliency starts to show and it isn’t till a Whiplash that Jeremy can get True Nutter to Quit.

True Nutter: Match -2pts Red 3.9 Stars
Jeremy Alsop: Match 2pts Yellow 13.15 Stars

Time to go but don’t forget to watch Saint Patrick’s Day Massacre as there are some good matches happening!