XFE Jobbers (feel free to add your own too)

The following are made up Jobbers that can be used to replace names for squash matches.
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Wrestlers Name: Mr Swag

Face or Heel: Heel (poses as a face, but is too annoying)

Background Story: He is the sponsor of XFE and owner/unofficial mascot for Swagbucks search and win (see here http://swagbucks.com/?cmd=sb-register&rb=127546 for more info) who are trying to buy out X-Force Entertainment in an extreme take over bid, but people within XFE know that if Mr Swag gains control of XFE he will use it to promote his company and instead of selling tickets and merchandise he will give them away to swaggernaughts (his fans and people who use the site) for free which would damage the company and also he will pay all wrestlers and XFE personel in swag bucks, so XFE personel and wrestlers absaloutely hate this guy.

Catch Phrase's:
"MR SWAG, THATS MY NAME, THAT NAME AGAIN IS MR SWAG"

"Be rewarded with Swag Bucks, the web's premiere digital dollar! Whether it's searching the web, answering polls, or shopping online, Swag Bucks will show you how to earn rewards for the activities you're already engaging in, with NO STRINGS ATTACHED. So what are you waiting for? Sign-up today!"

"Sign up here http://swagbucks.com/?cmd=sb-register&rb=127546 or the bunny gets it"

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Advert/Entrance video:


Finisher
Mr Swag gives [Name here] a swag buck worth a 1000, so [Name here] lies down and lets Mr Swag pin him executing a LEGENDARY Swag Bribe

Taunt
Mr Swag holds up a sign saying "join swag bucks at http://swagbucks.com/?cmd=sb-register&rb=127546 " executing THE SHAMELESS PLUGGING TAUNT!!

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Wrestlers Name: Chucky Impersonator

Face or Heel: Heel (or atleast in he thinks he is)

Background Story: He is a 40 year old dwarf and he used to be a horse racing jockey until he fell and cut his face open (hence the scars) and as a result of his accident and having an ugly face, he now works as a Chucky Impersonator for a film company and he truley believes that he is the character to the point that he becomes overly obsessed and atcually tries to stab people with his rubber knives.

Catch Phrase's:
"Wanna Play?"

"I'm your best friend"

*sung to the tune of snow whites Eyeho* "I kill!! I kill!! I killa killa kill!!*

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Entrance video:


Joke Finisher
Chuck Impersonator pulls out his rubber knives and pretends to stab [name] with them executing a HARMLESS pretend killing spree

NOTE: This move does zero damage and is pointless.

Finisher
Chuck Impersonator climbs on [names] back, wraps his 'pull to talk cord' around [names] neck then starts slapping [names] backside and pretending to ride [name] around the ring executing a LEGENDARY I WISH I STUCK TO HORSE RACING

Taunt
Chucky Impersonator lies down in the middle of the ring and acts like an atcual doll executing The Doll Impersonation Taunt

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Wrestlers Name: The Stig

Face or Heel: Tweener (little is know about him)

Background Story: The Stig is a tame racing driver who tests out cars on Top Gear, but apart from that and the fact he never speaks, little is know about him and his reason for wrestling in XFE is a mystery.

Catch Phrase's:
N/A - The Stig does not talk

Custom Ring Announcer Introductions
"Some say that he invented the hostess trolley. And that he goes to the same dance class as John Sergeant. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"Some say he invented Branston Pickle and that if you insult his mother, he will headbutt you in the chest. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"Some say he doesn't appear on Coronation Street and that he'd be the worst Big Brother contestant ever. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"Some say his watch goes up to 14, and that he thinks the credit crunch is a new type of breakfast cereal. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"Some say he drinks by sucking the moisture out of ducks, and that his crash helmet design is modelled on Britney Spears' head. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"Some say he tastes exactly the same as watercress, and that he was once arrested for flicking grapes at Sting. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"Some say that to unlock him you just draw your finger across his face, like that. And that if he was getting divorced from Paul McCartney he'd probably just keep his stupid whining mouth shut. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"Some say he doesn't understand clouds and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he would burn for 1,000 days. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"Some say that by law he's not allowed within 100 yards of Lorraine Kelly and that he's never seen Top Gear because he's a huge fan of Midsomer Murders. And ... it's almost impossible for him to wear socks. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"Some say he's a CIA experiment gone wrong, and that his blood smells of Root Beer. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

(For more 'some say' quotes visit here http://www.topgear.com/uk/stig and it also has his bio)

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Entrance video:


Finisher2
The Stig pulls out a wrench and hits [name here] with it repeatedly executing a LEGENDARY Stig Attack

The Stig drags [name here] and then walks out the arena only to return a few minutes later driving down the ramp in a resonably priced car in which he runs over [name here] executing a LEGENDARY star in the reasonbly priced car attack

Taunt
The Stig stand still and folds his arms executing the classic Stig pose

LOL now that is classic!!!

LOL!!!! Probably most unique type of gimmick I have seen before.

I based the idea on TNA's old mascot (that kangaroo with boxing gloves... what was his name?) although the picture is homer simpson with the Mr X bag over his head editted into a swag buck.

BTW if this character is used as an extra I could send our shows link to swag bucks page and they might add it too there blog.

**UPDATE**

In what has to be an XFE first, this entrance video has earned me 2 swag bucks and a hell of alot of views due them showing it off on there blog here http://blog.swagbucks.com/2009/02/superstar-video-courtesty-of-mr-swag.html

cool.

I set a link to the video as a joke and they liked it so much they shown it on there blog and gave me 2 swag bucks for it, lol!!

BTW anychance of using this guy in one of our shows?

I've changed this thread to a Jobbers thread and added another made up wrestler.

(Feel Free to make your own up too)

not gonna lie worthy that is a freaky thing for chuck. Did a play with snow white and seven dwarfs in an english class and being one of the dwarves that was the exact song we sang....

lol!! glad you like it.

I will create some more if I think of any.

I want to face one of these guys, just in a squash match, it'll be fun.
I thinking of making one, ill have it done by the end of the day

I agree KSO and if you do make a jobber then post it on here.

**Update**

New Jobber added, The Stig from Top Gear and I have also added custom ring announcer entrance based on Jeremy Clarksons introductions for him on Top Gear.

Again if you have any more then feel free to add them yourself and also feel free to include them in your RP's or what the hell... have squash matched with them in your RP as a warm up match.

The Stig

2 jobbers added to my profile here https://xforcewrestling.rpg-board.net/wrestler-info-f2/worthy-t14.htm#11455

Basically using Jack Powers wraith storyline for M.O.M and made it out as it JP gave me 9 Wraiths (8 red Worthy Wraiths and Drago the Master Wraith) but only Drago has a finishing move because the others are like foot soilders.