(( Well, since Jade asked... Here's the start of next week's show))
~ The camera pans across thousands of screaming XFW fans in *insert city name here*, then cuts to the commentator's table. Both David and Matt are sitting there, seemingly unsure of how to start. ~
Matt: "Fans, th.. this is terrible news. Matt Scott here with David Hood for X-Force Wrestling, and we have just received word that The Sorority Girl, Jade, has very likely been kidnapped. We received this footage from earlier today, at a meet-and-greet in the early morning hours at a music store in downtown *insert city name here*. Take a look."
~Obviously amateur video footage from a packed autograph session begins playing. The action happens as Matt and David give commentary~
David: "As you can see, this is outside the music store. You see Jade's limo pull up outside to take her to the next meeting. You see her waving to her fans as she walks to the limo door and steps in. Now listen! *A scream is heard eminating from the limo as the door slams shut and the limo takes off*"
Matt: "Yes, that was definitely Jade screaming as she climbed into the limo. Then the limo just tears off like a bat out of hell!"
~ The scene fades back to the announcer's booth ~
Matt: "That is the last anyone has seen of Jade today."
David: "The reports I've heard from my sources..."
Matt: "You have sources?"
David: "Not now, Matt. My *overemphasizes the word* SOURCES tell me that they found the limo driver unconscious in the alley behind the store. Security obviously dropped the ball on this one. If Jade isn't found soon, heads are gonna roll."
Matt: "And the obvious question in everyone's mind is this: Is this related to the mind games, the psychological manipulation that Jade has endured for the past several weeks from one Jack Power?"
David: "It's gotta be related. But, again, my SOURCES say that Jack was nowhere near the scene. He was at another meet-and-greet across town, verified by XFW security and several eye-witnesses."
Matt: "That doesn't mean he didn't hire somebody to do the deed for him. But, that's just conjecture on my part. All I can say is the all of us here at XFW hope that Jade is found soon, and is found safe. Now let's get to the action."
