Deliver Package Please

Jeremy Alsop is sitting down in front of the TV playing some sort of console. Beside him is a box.

Jeremy Alsop: Man this game is so whacked! Who would have thought that the PS2 would be the best console ever. Imagine if the GM and the Vice GM put there heads together and created a X-Force Wrestling game. With me in it, it would sell a million copies. Not to mention they should make it fan friendly.

There is a knock at the door

JA: Come on in.

A courier walks in

Courier: I've come to pick up a package. Do you have it?

Jeremy picks up the box

JA: Sure do. Here you go.

C: A package to be deliver for JD Allgood at the address of.....

The Courier looks at Jeremy

C: The address is this very arena. Do you know that?

JA: Yes

C: And you're prepared to pay the fifty dollar delivery fee?

JA: Yes

C: Ok then. Can i just get you to sign this for me please?

JA: Certainly.

Jeremy signs the contract the courier gives him

C: Ok then Mr. Dante i'll get this package delivered for you straight away.

JA: Thank you. And don't waste any time you hear me. That is a very important package. It's his new contract.

Courier walks away shaking his head as Jeremy sits back down and starts laughing

JA: Man JD Allsorts is eventually gonna demand a match against me if i keep these antics up.

Jeremy goes back to playing his console game trying to wipe the smile of his face