** Back from commercial break, and a red carpet has been laid from the entrance ramp to the ring. In the center of the ring at the end of the carpet is a podium. On the front of a podium is a cartoon image of a pair of sunglasses in a circle. In the border is written the words "Try to find the fear". Atop the podium is a myriad of different microphones.
David: Well, we're back on X_Force Wrestling and... what's this setup?
Matt: I don't know. Are we going to have a press conference?
David: It looks that way. Let's go to Erica, our ring announcer.
**The bell rings three times slowly.
Erica: Ladies and gentlemen.: X-Force Wrestling proudly introduces... Jack Power!
**The opening strains of Role Model by Eminem begin to play as Jack walks out wearing a stylish tuxedo and his trademark Ray-Bans. The crowd, unsure what to think, is a mixture of cheers, boos, and confused looks. With a self-satisfied grin on his face, he walks down the red carpet to the podium.
Matt: Jack Power: say what you want about him, but he sure knows how to make an entrance.
David: Indeed. His self-confidence is legendary in the wrestling world. Let's hear what he has to say.
**Jack makes his way to the podium, spends about 15 seconds adjusting the multitude of microphones, with no success, before tearing the fourteen fake microphones off and tossing them out of the ring, leaving only one, which he begins to speak into.
Jack: Thank you. You humble me with your warm greeting. ...well, not really, because that's not possible. I just wanted to take this opportunity to introduce myself to this new Federation and take the time to answer some pre-screened fake questions.
David: More honest than any politician we've seen.
Matt: I'd vote for him.
Jack: As you may have guessed, I'm Jack Power. I come here seeking challenges, entertainment, and money, not necessarily in that order. I bring here unbridled charisma, unparalleled skill, and unbeatable self-promotion. I will have gold around my waist at some point, even if it's just a gold-plated hula-hoop. I will win, hopefully a lot. I may lose matches, but I will never lose this smile. But enough about me. Let me open the floor to some fake questions.
**Jack presses a button on the podium and the loudspeakers erupt:
Voice #1: Jack, why did you choose X-Force after your old fed broke up? You could have gone anywhere.
Jack: True, true, but I looked around, and found the most entertaining shows here. So many personalities for me to mock. So many egos to deflate. It will be fun. Next question
**Another button, another voice
Voice #2: Jack, is it true that you're just a made-up character in a fake wrestling game?
Jack: You're one to talk, Mr. "I'm a fake voice summoned at the push of a button" I won't even dignify that with an answer... yet. (Jack puts his finger to his right ear and pauses) I'm being told by nobody that my time's almost up. Anyone else have any questions?
(This is where someone else comes in)
nicely done, keep up the good work
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