Issue handling... (First XFW)

David Hood: "Next up, as he likes to call himself, the Undisputed Universal-X Champion Pitbull, has requested a few minutes to address a few issues he as well as his tag team partner and brother Jay Thorn has faced."
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Matt Scott: "Great, a bathroom break."
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~Matt Scott takes his headset off and gets up to leave~
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David Hood: "What?? Where are you going?"
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~The camera cuts to the backstage interview area, where Pitbull is standing by with Marnette Patterson. He is wearing his 'Ace of Spades' t-shirt and has the Undisputed Universal-X Championship over his shoulder~
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Marnette Patterson: "Now, Pitbull, tonight starts a tournament you personally requested in which all the competitors in the Universal-X Championship Division compete for a chance to earn a spot in a Fatal Four-way Elimination Match at the next PPV for the Unified Universal-X Championship. What made you come up with this idea?"
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~Pitbull has a serious look on his face, as this is a matter very close to his heart~
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Pitbull: "As I've said far too many times for people to want to listen, I've held this title for over six months now. Five successful title defenses and not a single loss in any type of match since Super Force III. In pretty much any type of sport that would constitute as domination, right?"
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Marnette Patterson: "I would suppose so."
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Pitbull: "Well, despite that fact, a lot of people here seem to dispute that. Matt keeps telling everyone that I face are easy opponents, which by the way is to me like asking for guys like John Deep and Vince Noir to come kick your teeth down your throat. Then there's guys like Fab, who haven't done anything in God knows how long around here and think they deserve a title shot."
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~Pitbull looks at the camera, as if talking directly to them~
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Pitbull: "By the way, Fab. Those five title defenses didn't come from me sitting on my a** in the locker room. I'm not hard to find, and if you want me to hand you yours, why don't you man up like John and Vince have done?"
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~Pitbull looks at Marnette, getting back to his point~
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Pitbull: "But the idea behind the tournament is, I'm tired of picking out who seem to be the most deserving opponents. I'm tired of facing just guys who Courtney has picked out each week. Since people seem to think their the greatest thing ever but don't want to interject themselves in the title picture, then I'll come in and rip them out of their locker rooms and force them the chance they say they've been cheated out of."
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~The crowd goes wild for Pitbull's idea as he continues talking straight to the camera~
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Pitbull: "You guys all think your the best? Well, guess what, no ones left out. EVERY SINGLE competitor in this division is in the tournament. You don't have to deal with the politics to get a shot. Everyone has an equal shot at the title. So, do something none of you've done in so very long and back up your talk. Three of you will get the shot you want and I get what I want. The toughest competition in this division."
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~Marnette looks like she has something else on her mind as well~
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Marnette Patterson: "Another question I had was that besides this tournament, you and Jay have had some issues in the tag team division as well. Namely in the Blood Family and also in the form of Mr. Fabulous calling you and Jay out. Care to comment?"
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~Pitbull looks like the matter has gotten more personal~
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Pitbull: "Yeah, we've got an issue there. I'll deal with you first, Fab. Me and Jay are the D.A.S it's not Jay Thorn and Pitbull or the Thorns or some other random half ass-ed team your calling out. We're the most successful tag team in this company's history. Now, you keep telling us how your going to pick someone to stand in your corner and whoop us all by yourself. Well, I'll tell you what. Pick your random partner and go right ahead, try. We'll face you when management chooses, but we all know the result already.... You'll find out just why we're that successful when this time it's you that's on the receiving end of a Setting Sun, b****."
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~Pitbull looks down and sighs, as if the matter just got serious~
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Pitbull: "And then there's Playboy and Cryl. The XFE World Tag Team Champions. You and OUR Tag Team Titles are in our cross hairs. Not because we think you suck or because we think that your not real tag team champions because you've never beat us. It's because your not a tag team."
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~Now Marnette looks confused as the crowd goes 'OOOOOOOH'~
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Pitbull: "Look at you two. Yeah, your dominant and you'd probably beat any random tag team you'd face right into the grave. I mean, Playboy talked about all the teams his faced. You know, the New Latino Order.... The Cold Blooded Killers etc. But this time, I think I have a tiny little news flash for Paul."
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~Pitbull smiles and looks into camera with a look like he's feeling pity for the Playboy~
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Pitbull: "I don't know if the roids have permanently damaged your brain or if you just have selective amnesia, but that was with JD. You know, the guy you and Cryl double teamed to prove how "dominant" you guys are?"
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~Pitbull looks down and then back at the camera~
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Pitbull: "But there's a reason why you keep bringing up your success in the Natural Born Thrillers. It's the only tag team success you've had. Because the only tag team matches the Blood Family has had, has been when Slugger and Seraphim have faced someone."
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~Marnette looks shocked as the crowd is also stunned~
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Marnette Patterson: "But Cryl and Playboy are the tag team champions..."
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Pitbull: "Yeah, they are. And how many tag team matches have they been in? A hundred? 50? A dozen? No, it's none of the above. Cryl and Playboy have never been in a tag team match. Your Champions because you won a HANDICAP MATCH, idiot! I may not be a legend in this business and maybe the D.A.S may be still relatively rookies, but it doesn't take a genius or a veteran to realize that two men beating one doesn't make you the best team in the world."
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~Pitbull looks down and then back at the camera~
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Pitbull: "You got a signed date with a team that has proven consistently that their the best. We've outclassed, outperformed, out-wrestled, outsmarted, outspoken and/or outlasted any tag team that has been put in front of us. And no, you don't need to face us to be proven real champions. But until you've even ever had tag team match, calling yourselves the best is nothing short of a joke. Just like you returning with your tail between your legs and acting like you still matter, Paul."
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~The camera cuts back to ringside, where David Hood seems shocked at Pitbull's audacity~
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David Hood: "Pitbull had some choice words right there. And while D.A.S continuing to poke at the Blood Family seems suicidal at best, he did have a wild point there."
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~Matt Scott returns to ringside to a chorus of boos from the fans and sits back down, putting his headset back on~
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Matt Scott: "What I miss?"
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~David looks at Matt like he's an idiot~
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David Hood: "Unbelievable...."
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damn dude, great roleplay as always