The D.A.S are terriers? XFW

~The camera cuts backstage, where Marnette Patterson is standing by in the interview area~
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Marnette Patterson: "My guests at this time...Jay Thorn and Pitbull, the D.A.S."
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~The camera zooms out, showing Jay and Pitbull standing on Marnette's either side~
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Marnette Patterson: "Now, last week you made it no secret how you felt about the tag team champions, Cryl and 'Playboy' Paul Andrews. Earlier tonight, the champions responded and had some interesting things to say. Let's take a look."
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~All three turn to watch the screen behind them, that cuts to the interview from earlier~
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Playboy: "You see, Marnette...when you're standing in front of the camera, a microphone in front of you, no one but an interviewer around you, everyone is ten feet tall and bulletproof, and the Thorn brothers are no different."
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~Playboy turns to Marnette~
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Playboy: "Do you remember those cartoon characters, Spike and Chester? Spike is the big, tough bulldog and the other is the little, yappy one encouraging Spike to fight? That's kinda like the DAS. Except, neither one is the bulldog. Both are the little, yappy terrier who forgot their A.D.D. meds jumping around 'we're going to get them, Spike, we're going to get them, Spike'."
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~The crowd laughs and Playboy turns back to the camera~
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Playboy: "They have those minor little titles and think they have what it takes to go with the big boys and sit at the grown-up table. We'll give credit where credit is due...they were tag team champs before. Emphasis on WERE. Right now, these title belts say that WE are the best there is, and it'll stay that way until they're no longer ours. They can talk all they want. They want these titles, all they need to do is stop flapping their lips, get out from in front of the camera, get in the ring and take them from us."
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~The camera fans back out, showing the Thorns, who are contemplative and Marnette, who is holding the mic out as the fans cheer~
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Marnette Patterson: "Care to comment?"
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~Jay takes off his Police shades and smiles a warm, comforting smile~
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Jay Thorn: "Well, Paul, I know that you never finished high school because the money for hanging around in a thong was so good, so let me help you there...It's the D.A.S...The only people who've called us the Thorn Brothers are management for one match, Slugger because he's too slow to learn the three letters yet and you...So it's the..."
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~Jay pulls a flap board from the side and takes out a marker to the approval of the audience~
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Jay Thorn: "D..."
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~Jay draws a comically large D and a dot after it~
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Jay Thorn: "A..."
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~He then draws a similar A and another dot~
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Jay Thorn: "S!"
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~And finishes with an S, throwing away the marker and shows the board~
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Jay Thorn: "Now, since you like cartoons and children's shows, I hope that was Sesame Street enough for you. Unfortunately I can't say much on the up taking of Spike and Chester since I'm from Finland and preferred the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid...But who am I to judge..."
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~Pitbull steps up as the crowd cheers and chants "TMNT!".~
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Pitbull: "Good times, good times...But anyway, another thing you said was that in front of this camera everyone is ten feet tall and bullet proof. But see, I think I'm still about 5"10 and Jay's stuck around 5"8...And last I checked, we've been calling you out in the interview section AND in the ring...It's not our fault the scary monsters of Steroidville didn't feel like coming out."
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~The crowd cheers as Pitbull turns to face the camera~
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Pitbull: "But I'll tell you what...I'm not a terrier, I'm a pitbull...But Jay here is in fact very much like a terrier. He's loud, fast and can't seem to run out of energy or shut up. And he's pretty much the poster boy for the A.D.D Society of America...But when management sees fit to book us in a match against you, we'll be more than happy to shut up and just kick you in the face...In the meantime, how bout you give us a tag match tonight and we'll show you what a couple of yappy little terriers can do when put in a fight?"
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~Pitbull winks at the camera as the brothers walk off smiling~
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