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~Saint Patrik stands backstage. His black beard is immaculately groomed, his long brown hair pulled back into a hard ponytail, his white smile gleaming. He is wearing his in-ring gear, his trademark white bulletproof vest adorned with The Holy Crimson Cross of The Congregation~
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Saint Patrik: "Tonight I am going to talk about serious matters. I am going to talk about a man who has gone astray, who has fallen from his ways, a man who in the last few years has come into seriously bad company. Yes, my lamb, I have come here to talk about Serious Pat Booker."
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~Saint Patrik takes a deep breath and visibly searches his memory~
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Saint Patrik: "Once, you were but a boy who lived for wrestling. You were not the best of boys, but you had the spirit of a child: curious and exuberant. You played pranks and you trained hard. Not any grievous sins committed, no real harm done. But what happened?"
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~Saint Patrik speaks softly, his eyes staring into the camera~
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Saint Patrik: "After not reaching the heights you thought you deserved, you turned bitter. You came into bad company. You performed heinous acts, not for the greater good, but for your own gain. You didn't choose the path of serving, as I am most humbly serving The Holy Congregation of Millions, but you chose the quick fix. Where I chose to dedicate my life and career to spreading the Holy Word and shouldering the huge responsibilities of being The Anointed Father of The Congregation, you chose the wide and broad path."
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~Saint Patrik looks into the camera~
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Saint Patrik: "Serious Pat Booker...Can you with a straight face call your diverging path anything but a serious sin?"
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~He smiles, his voice softer~
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Saint Patrik: "Tonight, you will get the chance to repent. If you do not do it by your own will, I will redeem you by MAKING you bow down...to The Sign of The Cross."
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~The camera fades to black~
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