Announcing the Causes... (XFA)

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Brandon Routh: "What the? What's going on?"
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~Jay and Pitbull make their way out in their street clothes and holding the XFE Tag Team Titles over their shoulders. As they stand on the stage, the crowd is giving them a standing ovation, which causes the brothers to smile from ear to ear~
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Brandon Routh: "So the brothers have decided to update their theme music and looks like they've permanently ditched the suits."
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Reggie Miller: "Yeah, their back to looking like a couple of nobody's...Great."
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Brandon Routh: "Well, it looks like the fans in attendance like the change. Not to mention the match they had at Chaos 'N' Mayhem."
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~The brothers make their way down to the ring, slapping a few high fives on the way down and then posing on the turnbuckles with the Tag Titles up high. After a moment of posing, they grab a mic from ringside~
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Jay Thorn: "Man...That felt good!!"
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~The crowd pops for Jay and a "D.A.S" chant can be heard breaking out as the brothers look into the sea of fans, smiling. After soaking the ovation in for a moment, Jay starts to signal that he wants to continue~
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Jay Thorn: "You know what...Chaos 'N' Mayhem was an...interesting show. Tom Bryan won the Young Gunz Title after getting his ass handed to him for a month."
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~The crowd pops big time for Tom Bryan winning~
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Jay Thorn: "Sentinel not only gives up his power as Chairman, and Gm so there's a major power spot open in XFE...Only to lose to Booinator in an Extreme Fight Title match. Hey guys, what do you think, should one of us take the Title from the man?"
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~The fans cheer for Sentinel relinquishing his power and the possibility of Jay vs Boo again, which makes Jay smile and look backstage~
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Jay Thorn: "Then there was of course Worthy and Slugger swinging their bats around and helping STB retain the Aggression Title."
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~The crowd boos at STB retaining his title~
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Jay Thorn: "Argo retained his title, only for Gobby-boy to come in to 'win' the World Title and then act like he's Alexander The Great or something."
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~The crowd starts booing like crazy, showing their disapproval of Gobeer~
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Jay Thorn: "Trust me man, the only thing 'great' about your group is the amount of cheeseburgers that elephant you tow around eats..."
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~The crowd laughs at Jay's remark, while the brothers themselves seem amused~
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~The crowd goes crazy, with chants of "Morbid Justice", "Thank you" and "D.A.S" echoing through the arena~
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Jay Thorn: "And as a result, the D.A.S is again, YOUR XFE World Tag Team Champions, for the second time!"
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~The crowd starts chanting "D.A.S", as the brothers hold the Titles high. Once done posing, Jay gives the mic to Pitbull~
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Pitbull: "Not only that, as you might have heard, we decided to give STB our notice of resignation from State of Flux."
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~The crowd cheers for the brothers~
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Pitbull: "You see, we realized that we were no longer respected. We were no longer considered the best. And most importantly, we were considered people who follow orders."
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~The brothers look at each other before Pitbull continues~
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Pitbull: "So that brings us to what next? What is the D.A.S going to do now that their free?"
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~The crowd is in a hushed silence, waiting to get the answers.~
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Pitbull: "We might go after Boo and the Extreme Fight Title. You know, get kinda back on the singles competition scene. We might, oh I don't know, take every team that XFE management decides to throw at us and beat them into oblivion. We just might come out to laugh when Argo absolutely kills Gobeer in his rematch. The only thing you can be sure of is this..."
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~The tension builds as Pitbull takes an artistic break~
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Pitbull: "Once we're done, nobody will ever...eeeeeeever...forget who we are again."
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~Pitbull drops the mic as the brothers leave the ring to a standing ovation~
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Alexander The Great sounds like a good idea. Maybe I could get some crafted armor and wear it out like a conquering hero...