DAS lighting the fuse (first XFA)

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~"Dignity" by Bullet For My Valentine begins to play and the crowd jumps to their feet as Jay and Pitbull make their way out to make their first live appearance in front of a crowd since the season break. They are dressed in their new black and red wrestling gear with Jay wearing his shorts and Pitbull tights~
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Olivia Wilde: "Making their way into the ring, from Detroit Michigan by way of Helsinki Finland. At a combined weight of 410 lbs. The "Murder City Machine Gun" Jay Thorn and "Pitbull" Joel Thorn, they are the Thorn Brothers!!!"
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~Jay gets inside the ring with a slingshot and goes over to whisper something to Olivia that makes her blush as Pitbull picks up a sign from a fan and brings it into the ring. Jay notices Pitbull and they go to pose on the turnbuckles with Pitbull showing off the sign saying "Detroit Assassination Squad are the next XFE Tag Team Champions". After posing, Pitbull takes the sign back to the fan as Jay goes to pick up mic's from ringside~
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Jay Thorn: "You know what guys? The season break is over. It's time to get to business. As long as Big Cop holds the gold, the Young Gunz division is lost, but that is out of my power now. So we are out here to again declare our intention to ignite a different division. Bring some added fire into it since it seems to be fading away. And that is the tag team division."
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~The crowd pops for the comment and chant "Thorn, Thorn, Thorn". As the brothers are listening with a cocky smile on their faces, Pitbull gets one of the mic's Jay had picked up~
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Pitbull: "That's right, we have been saying this for over a month now. We want into the tag team title hunt. Hell, we want to hold those titles. Yet, we have heard nothing from XFE management, Jesse Blue, Tonten or anyone else on the subject. So we will make this nice and slow and simple for everyone in the back to understand. We.....Want....To... Wrestle....For....The....Tag....Team....Titles....At....Guilty....Conscience."
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~The crowd starts going wild for the potential of General Quarters vs Thorn Brothers and chant "Thank you Pitbull" for the suggestion~
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Jay Thorn: "So, champs. We've been calling you out for a title shot for a month now. What's it gonna be? Are you giving the Army what they want?"
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(Someone want to continue?)

~The X-tron cuts to a camera. It is moving down a hallway. It comes to a doorway, above which there's an white light that is on. Tonten is in this booth which turns out to be master control. He is talking to the producer~
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Tonten: "Cue our big entrance. We're going down there."
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Producer: "That's not how my rundown goes. Sorry..."
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~Tonten lifts a machine gun out of the shadows. The producer steps back in horror~
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Tonten: "I know, It's cool. I know you'll help us out." *He goes running to catch up with Jesse Blue*
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~The camera stays with the producer. He commands to his crew. "Take 'Track 3'. 'Hang Tough' by Tesla begins to play. The fans begins to cheer~
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Producer: "Cam6...take." *The technical director pushes a button. We see General Quarters walking toward the ring*
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Producer: "Kill lights." *The lights go down, and the fans get louder*
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Producer: "Let's get a look at the crowd here. Pan Cam4 right to left. Take." *We see the fans get louder, as they realize they are on TV*
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Producer: "Cam3...Take." *The camera is facing directly toward the stage area, over Thorn Bros shoulder*
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Brandon Routh: "Looks like we'll be hearing from the Tag Champs..."
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Reggie Miller: "Thorns not looking scared..."
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~As the music fades, "The Natural" Jesse Blue begins to speak~
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Jesse: "So...you guys want to ignite the tag division...Seems to be fading away??? You haven't heard from us. You want a shot at the titles. You make a lot of demands. You talk a lot of trash, like someone owes you...like WE owe you. Ladies and Gentlemen...Here we have two totally different brothers...One...He talks too much, drools, smells like an animal, and hasn't done anything real since he's been here...and the other one is Pitbull!"
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Tonten: "Machine Guns...This is a machine gun." *He lifts the machine gun*
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Jesse: (whispering) "Dude! put that thing down!"
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Tonten: "Let's just face them tonight. What does a couple weeks do? We'll do it tonight. Whatcha say, Bros???"
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Now to the Thorns...



(sorry. Just needed to save. I will finish this tonight with a really good joke, a spot for you to respond, a word from the Sentinel arguing it should cost money for the match. Hey... He's a savvy businessman. The Thorns, who he doesn't mind torturing you, will get put in a "punishment match". That can be his "announcement". (Who's your opponent? We'll see...)

I love both RPs... they are awsome!!

(qick edit : Jay... please lvl up faster so we can feud that would really make my day.... Natural... our paths have to cross soon!!!!! but I am having too much fun with STB )

~Jay smiles his crooked smile, clearly annoyed by the comments as Pitbull lifts the mic up to talk~
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Pitbull: "What do we say? We say that we have heard about you clowns. You are the two guys that claim to be the great hero's of XFE and then try to make XFA only about yourselves and Destiny. That is complete BS. Nobody cares about you guys vs Destiny anymore."
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~The crowd boos and a feint chant of "Same Old S**t" can be heard as Jay brings his mic up~
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Jay Thorn: "Pitbull's right. Nobody really cares about the tag titles nor the Aggression title and Extreme Fight title anymore since you punks have made them into props in your personal little scuffle with Destiny."
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Pitbull: "And you know what. We're sick of it. Everyone's sick of seeing you guys just make the tag division all about you and Destiny. So we're going to liberate them from a couple of b****s that are doing nothing but killing the competitiveness of the division. So if you want it, we'll be more than happy to kick your faces off tonight."
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(Your turn)

Jesse: "Wait...The tag division was about Destiny??? Look kids...We understand, that what have what you want. Don't be upset with us. Have you been deemed number one contenders?? Have you even tagged together in a match?? Did you win?? I don't make the matches around here. If you were scheduled in a match with us, we'd have already beaten you down. If the Motor Murder Gun City Squad Assassination, or whatever you're called... Yeah, if you were something special you'd have a title shot. We're not ones to duck, but...since the XFA really is all about us...you'll have to wait until the main event..."
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(We'll need something from Sentinel here...)

~Gobeer appears on the X-Tron~
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Gobeer: "Gentlemen. I'm glad you're all energized from the season break. I really am. And you are right about one thing, XFE is all about Destiny. But I'm afraid I have other plans for you tonight. As for Guilty Conscience, that remains to be seen. But for now, I need you four to get ready for your matches. Thank you."
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~Gobeer disappears from the X-Tron as the camera goes back to the arena~
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~The Thorn Brothers look frustrated at the match not being made. After talking between each other for a second off-mic, Jay brings his mic back up to talk~
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Jay Thorn: "So management wants us to jump hoops to give them what everyone wants? Fair enough, not the first time and definitely won't be the last. Jesse, Tonten...you can keep acting blind, deaf and dumb. Or maybe it's not an act... Regardless, we'll do the one thing we've been doing in XFE for 4 months now."
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Pitbull: "We'll force you...and management...to take note so you'll have no other choice but to give us what we want. Enjoy."
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~"Dignity" by Bullet For My Valentine begins to play as Jay and Pitbull throw the mic's away and get out off the ring and walk up the ramp and after a brief stare down with General Quarters go to the back~
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