This is for the beginning of the show...
~Cameras open to a locker room. Tonten is sitting with his boots propped up on the table, reading GQ Magazine~
Tonten: "I figured this magazine would be about us. This cologne sample smells like ass. Here. This should be right up your alley."
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~Tonten tosses the small packet across the table, near where "The Natural" Jesse Blue is listening to something through a laptop. He isn't paying attention to what is being said~
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Jesse: "Seems our recon mission was a failure. Nothing is coming out of these recordings. I think I heard Big Cop playing with himself. Creepy. Is that cologne?? Ooh. Thanks! (Splashes some on his face. He sings in a high falsetto.) Who's that lady!?!?!"
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