(OOC: I contacted Tonten about this RP, but haven't heard back from him. He hasn't been online in 5 days, so i'm not sure where that leaves this RP idea. We got along well in the SCW times, so I hope he doesn't mind... If we don't hear from him, perhaps you can replace him with a "jobber" in the match - not knowing anything about GMing, I don't know how much work that is, if it is as simple as a edit->replace option, I guess it is no trouble at all)
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~A table is set up in the center of the ring~
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~"Crazy" Tick's music booms over the 'tron. The crowd erupts into boos. First an assistant emerges from backstage, carrying Captain Sanity. He is followed out by Tick, still in his "white coat"~
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~After entering the ring, the assistant places Captain sanity on the table, fetches a microphone, and lays it on the table in front of the Captain. He holds another mic to Tick's mouth~
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Captain: "Tick, today we are going to take your treatment to the next level."
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Tick: "So, can I have a Red Bull?"
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Captain: "If I had hands I would slap myself in the face in disbelief! Curse you and your cursed near-invulnerability. Our last session has only strengthened your appetite for the evil liquid."
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~He sighs audibly~
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Captain: "Tick, if you are truly going to beat your addiction, you are going to have to face it head on. Mano a mano."
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Tick: "Ah, Captain, you're making about as much sense as me now. It might give you wings, but Red Bull is hardly qualified for fisticuffs."
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Captain: "I wouldn't be so sure Tick. *Raising his voice* Bring him in!"
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~Tonten's music starts, and Tonten appears from backstage dressed as a giant can of Red Bull. As Tonten enters the ring, he takes the mic from the assistant~
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Tonten: "I know Tick and I go back a ways, but I still can't believe you talked me into this."
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~The assistant scoops up Captain Sanity, and the mic as ring officials remove the table~
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Captain: "Ring the bell!"
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(if this is accepted as an RP, I would like it if Tick could add "You're not Red Bull! You're Tonten!" somewhere during the fight - preferably as Tick counters a Tonten offense)
