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~The camera is zoomed in on Saint Patrik, standing by a church pulpit, looking very seriously into the camera. He wears a black tailored suit and a red tie, his brown beard perfectly groomed and his brown hair tucked back in a hard ponytail. As the angelic choirs silence, he looks up in the air and speaks in his trademark thundering voice~
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Saint Patrik: "My dear Congregation! I kept my word to you, and I defeated the miscreant Killswitch Overdrive. Although he claims he has changed his ways, we all know that what he stands for is debauchery and whoremongering. Has he changed? Possibly. For the better? No. XFE has thus been cleansed of yet another sinner!"
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~Saint Patrik lifts a glass of water to his lips, takes a short sip, and continues~
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Saint Patrik: "But what is worse than a mere sinner, that is a false prophet. Our work, the glorious calling of The Congregation, is to save XFE from the whoremongering, the filth, the immorality, the abuse of power. Yet, there is someone who calls himself 'Saviour' that has entered our holy domain."
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~Saint Patrik looks straight into the camera, leans forward, his eyebrows lowered over his piercing green eyes~
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Saint Patrik: "There is but one way to save wrestling as a whole, and that is through the glorious way of The Congregation. There will be no saving that is not done through the Holy Crusade of The Congregation! There will be no worship of idols, there will be no adoration of a golden calf, there will be no other saviours before me!"
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~Saint Patrik calms down, takes a deep breath, and speaks in a low voice~
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Saint Patrik: "Saviour, you will need someone to save you. When I make you denounce your heretic ways, you will know that the position you seek is already taken. When I make you beg for the mercy of the righteous, you will know that The Congregation is the way, the path...and your final destination. Amen."
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~As Saint Patrik lowers his face in solemn prayer, the camera pans out to show an empty church~
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