All dressed up, and nowhere to go (8/26)

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~The screen cuts to back stage, with Jill in the frame~
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Jill Wagner: "We're back stage here, and we're hoping to get a few words from a superstar who caused an outcry last week after assaulting a fan on XFA."
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~The camera shows a door labelled "Tick". Jill knocks. Silence~
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Voice: "You know, I don't think he's in."
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~The camera pans to show Tick, wearing a tuxedo and holding a an open can of Red Bull. Tick motions to open the door, Jill and the cameraman are quick to move out of his way~
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Jill Wagner: "Tick, Tick, I was wondering if I might have a few words."
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~Tick slowly turns. Finishing off his drink, he crushes the can in his fist, and tosses it away~
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Tick: "I don't know how closely you've been paying attention, but me and him have some unfinished business."
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~Tick gestures at the camera~
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Jill Wagner: "Oh, trust me, I've been paying attention, Tick. I know that you're already treading a fine line with the destruction you've been causing."
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Tick: "I guess you must have forgotten how that threat ended for Elisha then?"
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Jill Wagner: "Actually Tick, I spoke to her. She said that for such a big guy, you were actually very gentle."
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~Angered, Tick visibly puffs up, the buttons on his shirt visibly straining under the pressure~
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Tick: "Listen, lady. If you've got a point to make, then make it. I've got enough on my plate already, without wasting my time out here with you."
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~Tick leans in towards her~
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Tick: "Really? She said that?"
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Jill Wagner: "People are wondering who it is you are looking for. On top of that, you put your hands on a fan last week, Tick. Not cool. And yes, she did."
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Tick: "You know, that guy had it coming. Given the chance, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. People who hurl abuse at those they don't take the time to understand have no place in the utopia I am striving to build here."
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Jill Wagner: "Utopia?"
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Tick: "Yes Jill, Utopia. If you don't know what it means, look it up."
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Jill: Wagner "One last thing Tick, what's with the tux?"
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Tick: "I forgot this was XFW, I thought Elisha was going to be here."
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~Tick then runs his hand over the top of his head, slicking back his antennae, which promptly spring back into place~
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Tick: "Now if you don't mind, I have a match to prepare for."
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