~"The Movie" by Aerosmith begins to play. The fans begin to cheer loudly. "The Natural" Jesse Blue comes out onto the stage area. The fans go wild. Jesse Blue closes his eyes, taking in the admiration. He takes a deep breath, then lifts a microphone to his mouth. He begins to speak~
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Jesse Blue: "Saint Patrik, Saint Patrik. You come out here week after week, telling us all how we all need to be more like you... Telling us all that we are sinners, and need guidance from you. I think we're doing just fine, not heeding your words. I mean... the people right here, in Washington DC, are doing alright."
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~The crowd cheers~
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Jesse: "Tonight, we have a "Last Man Standing" match. When it's all said and done, I'll be like that old Elton John song. "I'm still standing... better than I ever been." (The crowd cheers) You call people lambs. I am not a lamb. I'm more like... a ram. I'm coming at you full force. I will not have a... ummm... "Guilty Conscience" over what I do to you. In my world, "Violence is golden", and "Do unto others, as you would have done to you... first."
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~The crowd cheers~
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Jesse: "You see, no one cares about you, or your... really nice suits. No one cares about your answers to questions of life. The only question on these fans minds is... "What... (The crowd finishes with him) Would Jesse Do?. See? "The Flock Says..." Sorry. Wrong show..."
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~The crowd laughs~
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Jesse: "You need to bring all the man you are, because this shepherd protects what he's got.. and that's the UXC title. I shined it up real nice, so you can see it from the seats way up in the top of the arena, where the hard working people sit."
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~The crowd cheers~
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Jesse: "All you have to do, Saint Patrik, is follow the light..."
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