( ~"The Movie" by Aerosmith begins to play. The crowd cheers, anticipating the arrival of "The Natural" Jesse Blue. As he becomes visible, the fans erupt into loud cheering. Jesse Blue smiles, ans closes his eyes, taking all of it in. He motions for the fans to settle, which they do. He lifts a microphone to lips, and begins to speak. ~)
Jesse Blue: "Awww... You guys! Well, here's some "Motor City Madness" for ya!" (The crowd goes crazy, then quickly quiets downs.) "Sharkman... You're right about one thing... This will be a great match, a real show-stealer. You know... You can bring anything you want to the ring tonight, as long as you bring the belt. People are so worried about their weight. I'm gonna show you how to gain ten pounds... over night. If you pray to the "Dark Side of the Force"... You pray to me. I'm real dark. I am the unstoppable force. The immovable object?? That's a fifteen foot high steel cage. Your General manager has put you into a really bad situation."
(~The crowd cheers loudly again, then settles quickly, as "The New Age Superman" continues...~)
Jesse: "Sharkman... With eyes black, like death, no emotion. Sharkman thinks he smells blood in the water. What he really smells, is his own fear. Fear of losing the UXC title, fear of disappointing Darth Clay. I reckon that fear will drive him to his limits... and then some. But, let's take a good look at what could happen tonight. Two men... in a cage. One has perfected moves, detrimental to the other's chances of victory. To win, you must climb to the top of the cage, across the top, then down to the arena floor. Sharkman... How do you expect to climb up anything when your arms are taken apart? You see... Once I get my "Creative Juices Flowing", you will be in a great deal of pain, since it drops you on your elbow. And when I show you I have "A Control Issue", you'll be looking up at the lights, wincing... maybe even screaming. At that moment, the one where I'm basically, ripping your arm out of it's socket with your own body weight, you'll realize that nothing can help you... Not Darth Clay, not BANE, not even your own body."
(~ The fans cheer again. Jesse motions that he isn't finished...~)
Jesse: "So tonight... Here in the Joe Louis Arena.. In Detriot Michigan... (The fans get louder again, but this time, Jesse feeds off of it, getting louder himself.) There will be a new UXC Champion! "The Metropolis Kid" will be crowned here tonight! Tonight... The world will be watching! What you do... Won't matter one bit! Because, these great fans here only want to know... "What Would Jesse Do?!?!" (The fans speak along with Jesse, as he smiles and points at the rowdy crowd.)"
