~ ( "The Movie" by Aerosmith begins to play. "The Natural" Jesse Blue comes out as the fans cheer. His blue tights now sporting the letters "N A M". He begins to speak...)
Jesse Blue: "It seems Darth Clay and BANE can't take out "The New Age Mafia". I can understand that. So.. He's decided to try to make us take each other out. Desperate measures from a desperate man. So my opponent tonight... is the "Diamond Standard". Can't say I like it. Talking to Troy... I can't say he likes it either. Troy and I were talking, and he called our beloved GM a woman. I told him, "Hey man, you're giving women a bad name. Krusher Kayls is a woman, and she's actually pretty cool."
(The crowd laughs and cheers at this point. "The New Age Superman" waits for the crowd to die down before continuing.)
Jesse: Tonight, you'll see two teammates, two superstars go at it. Why? Neither of us will turn down a challenge. Neither of us want to give Darth Clay the satisfaction of being "one-up" on us. Something about this wreaks of a set-up. Let's just see who's getting set up."