NBT RP for Apr 25

Worthy - I didn't know what you meant in PM, so I posted the RP here. Feel free to edit as you need to and post your final version.
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~Suck My Kiss begins to play over the PA system and the Natural Born Thrillers step through the curtain onto the stage. They are wearing their suits and sunglasses and have the Tag Team Championship belts on their shoulders. The crowd is mixed with boos and cheers as they pose, then strut down to the ring. They walk by the announcers table, take microphones, then climb the steps and through the ropes. The music fades and Playboy begins to speak.~

Playboy : Well... here we are in the Alamo Dome... just days before the pay-per-view... and it looks like the challengers for our title, well...

JD : They’re not in the best of shape. For the mental midgets in the crowd here, last Wednesday, Jack Power was injured in his match with Malkyto...

Playboy : Yeah that was bad...

JD : and we kinda had a gift for Worthy. Let’s show the replay...

~The lights go dark and the jumbotron starts to play. The video shows the Thrillers holding Worthy up in a suplex and executing a Death by Sexy on him. The jumbotron goes dark and the arena lights up again. More boos rain down from the crowd as JD and Playboy are laughing.~

JD : That looked like it kinda hurt.

Playboy : No, I didn’t feel a thing.

JD : No... not you... oh whatever...

Playboy : But... that wasn’t the only gift in store for Worthy last week, was it?

~Playboy leans over to JD as if speaking privately.~

Playboy : Should we show them the hospital video?

JD (thinking for a second): Sure... why not.

~The arena goes dark again and the jumbotron begins to show another video. The video shows Playboy and JD wearing doctor’s lab coats and stethoscopes around their necks. They look into the camera speaking in hushed tones.~

Playboy : We’re here in a Montréal, Quebec hospital where Jack and Worthy were taken for treatment.

JD : We understand that Jack is currently getting treatment, but Worthy is just over here past this door only under observation.

Playboy : We feel really bad about what we did to Worthy, so we’re going to go help him out a bit.

~The Thrillers put on protective medical masks and proceed through the door. They walk quietly through the door and the camera follows them. They walk up to the bed and JD picks up Worthy’s chart hanging from the end of the bed and begins to look it over.~

Worthy (groggy): Uhhh... doctor... what is all this? Why is a camera here?

Playboy : They’re filming some reality show, so he has to follow us around everywhere.

Worthy : Where is the doctor who was here before?

JD : He’s off for a little bit. We’ll be handling your care until his return. According to your chart, you’re on morphine right now. Are you feeling ok?

Worthy : Well, I don’t feel any pain, but my head is still a little unsteady.

~Playboy takes out a light-pen from his pocket and examines Worthy’s eyes.~

Playboy : You seem to be getting better. You had a nasty concussion there.

~Playboy asks for the chart from JD and begins to write in it.~

Worthy (looking at JD): Well, doctor.... uhh....

JD : Simpson. Doctor Simpson....

Worthy : Doctor Simpson. How long before I get out of here? And was Jack Power brought to this hospital too?

JD : Unfortunately, I can not comment on whether another individual was brought here or not for privacy reasons, but I think you’re going to be here for a while. There are still some examinations which need to be done to make sure your brain is fine before we let you leave.

~Playboy finishes writing in the chart and hangs it back onto the foot of Worthy’s bed.~

Playboy : Just sit tight. It’ll be a while, but you’ll be good as new when you walk out of here.

Worthy : Thank you, doctor... uhh..

Playboy : Doctor Riviera.

Worthy : Thank you Doctor Riviera.

~Before the Thrillers walk out, Playboy makes an adjustment on Worthy’s IV.... completely cutting off the morphine feed. As they walk out, a nurse and another doctor walk in. The nurse picks up the chart while the doctor examines Worthy. The door is held open a bit so the camera can still poke in and catch the video.~

Nurse : Looks like he’s due for a mandatory extensive colonoscopy and proctoscopy.

Doctor : What? I could have sworn he was here for a head injury.

Worthy : I am....

Nurse : According to the chart he was, but the examinations are ordered to ensure no other injury occurred.

Doctor (looking at the chart) : Well... looks like we had better get started. A thorough examination was suggested by Doctor.... I can’t make this name out.... must be a reason.

Worthy : umm... there must be a mistake...

Doctor : Just relax. Don’t worry and everything will be over in due time. Now I will have to ask you to turn over while we prepare so we can get this exam done.

~The doctor begins to put on large gloves and the nurse leaves to get the instruments required to perform the exams. Worthy is shaking his head.~

Worthy : You have got to be kidding me... this is a mistake... it can’t be. I mean... seriously??

Doctor : Just relax. We will take care of this as quickly as we can and it’ll be over rather quickly, depending on your co-operation.

~ The nurse walks in with a cart. All the tools are laid out on the tray. There are some huge tools on there and Worthy’s eyes grow wide.~

Nurse : I believe this are what is needed, right doctor?

Doctor (looking over the tools and chart): According to the depth suggestion on the chart, yes. Let’s get going... roll over please.

Worthy (resisting): No... this is a mistake.. Get the previous doctors...

~Worthy continues to resist, but the doctor and nurse roll him over. Once they successfully roll him over, the put a strap around his wrists and tighten it.~

Doctor : This is to ensure that you do not move and further injure yourself in the process. This is a delicate procedure and the risk for injury if you move suddenly is very high. Please, do not move.~

Worthy (yelling) : THIS IS A MISTAKE. PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS. GET THE OTHER DOCTORS, PLEASE!! DOCTOR SIMPSON AND RIVIERA!!!

Doctor : My god.. He’s delusional. He thinks Simpson’s characters are real doctors?

Nurse : Well, I love the show, but really... his brain injury must be worse than thought.

~The doctor hands Worthy the button to press for the morphine feed, which was cut off earlier.~

Doctor : When the pain gets too bad, just press the button for more morphine.

Worthy (still yelling): WAIT.. PLEASE... HOLD ON.... WAIT!!! DON’T YOU MEAN "IF"??

Doctor : Unfortunately, with these tools ordered, I do mean "when".

~Worthy begins to press the button incessantly as the doctor retrieves a tool from the tray to begin the procedure. The camera slowly backs away from the door and it closes. Loud, painful screams are heard from the room. The camera backs away far enough to catch the Thrillers laughing hysterically and giving each other a high five. They take the masks off and walk away from the room. The jumbotron goes black and the arena lights up again. The Thrillers once again are laughing in the ring. JD holds his hand at his rear end while the crowd boos.~

JD : Oh (censored), that must have hurt. I can’t believe you wrote that in his chart!!

Playboy : I had to make sure Worthy got the care best suited for him... need to make sure he’s well enough to fight at the pay-per-view you know.

JD : Masters of Mayhem... you know we’re ready for the fight. We’re not entirely sure you will be though.

Playboy : Worthy... we highly suggest you don’t do anything to make an... ASS... of yourself before then.

~Suck My Kiss starts over the PA system again. The Thrillers drop the microphones in the ring while laughing. They step through the ropes, down to ringside, back up the ramp and through the curtain.~

What I mean is I didn't save your PM and I could not find the RP anywhere.

BTW I will edit your RP for the next post (remember Worthy believes XFE is not real so is not likely to believe Simpson Characters are and also some in chat are saying it's a bit boarderline for this fed)

~Suck My Kiss begins to play over the PA system and the Natural Born Thrillers step through the curtain onto the stage. They are wearing their suits and sunglasses and have the Tag Team Championship belts on their shoulders. The crowd is mixed with boos and cheers as they pose, then strut down to the ring. They walk by the announcers table, take microphones, then climb the steps and through the ropes. The music fades and Playboy begins to speak.~

Playboy : Well... here we are in the Alamo Dome... just days before the pay-per-view... and it looks like the challengers for our title, well...

JD : They’re not in the best of shape. For the mental midgets in the crowd here, last Wednesday, Jack Power was injured in his match with Malkyto...

Playboy : Yeah that was bad...

JD : and we kinda had a gift for Worthy. Let’s show the replay...

~The lights go dark and the jumbotron starts to play. The video shows the Thrillers holding Worthy up in a suplex and executing a Death by Sexy on him. The jumbotron goes dark and the arena lights up again. More boos rain down from the crowd as JD and Playboy are laughing.~

JD : That looked like it kinda hurt.

Playboy : No, I didn’t feel a thing.

JD : No... not you... oh whatever...

Playboy : But... that wasn’t the only gift in store for Worthy last week, was it?

~Playboy leans over to JD as if speaking privately.~

Playboy : Should we show them the hospital video?

JD (thinking for a second): Sure... why not.

~The arena goes dark again and the jumbotron begins to show another video. The video shows Playboy and JD wearing doctor’s lab coats and stethoscopes around their necks. They look into the camera speaking in hushed tones.~

Playboy : We’re here in a Montréal, Quebec hospital where Jack and Worthy were taken for treatment.

JD : We understand that Jack is currently getting treatment, but Worthy is just over here past this door only under observation.

Playboy : We feel really bad about what we did to Worthy, so we’re going to go help him out a bit.

~The Thrillers put on protective medical masks and proceed through the door. They walk quietly through the door and the camera follows them. They walk up to the bed and JD picks up Worthy’s chart hanging from the end of the bed and begins to look it over.~

Worthy (groggy): Uhhh... doctor... what is all this? Why is a camera here?

Playboy : They’re filming some reality show, so he has to follow us around everywhere.

Worthy : Where is the doctor who was here before?

JD : He’s off for a little bit. We’ll be handling your care until his return. According to your chart, you’re on morphine right now. Are you feeling ok?

Worthy : Well, I don’t feel any pain, but my head is still a little unsteady.

~Playboy takes out a light-pen from his pocket and examines Worthy’s eyes.~

Playboy : You seem to be getting better. You had a nasty concussion there.

~Playboy asks for the chart from JD and begins to write in it.~

Worthy (looking at JD): Well, doctor.... uhh....

JD : Simpson. Doctor Simpson....

Worthy : Doctor Simpson, just get me sorted out ready for the PPV

JD : I advise that you shouldn't go to the PPV as you will get hurt even more by them nice NBT blokes.

~Playboy finishes writing in the chart and hangs it back onto the foot of Worthy’s bed.~

Playboy : Just sit tight. It’ll be a while, but you’ll be good as new when you walk out of here.

Worthy : Thank you, doctor... uhh..

Playboy : Doctor Riviera.

Worthy : Doctor Riviera and Dr Simpson? My concusion must be worse than I thought.

~Before the Thrillers walk out, Playboy makes an adjustment on Worthy’s IV.... completely cutting off the morphine feed. As they walk out, a nurse and another doctor walk in. The nurse picks up the chart while the doctor examines Worthy. The door is held open a bit so the camera can still poke in and catch the video.~

Nurse : Looks like he’s due for a mandatory extensive colonoscopy and proctoscopy.

Doctor : What? I could have sworn he was here for a head injury.

Worthy : I am....

Nurse : According to the chart he was, but the examinations are ordered to ensure no other injury occurred.

Doctor (looking at the chart) : Well... looks like we had better get started. A thorough examination was suggested by Doctor.... I can’t make this name out.... must be a reason.

Worthy : umm... there must be a mistake...

Doctor : Just relax. Don’t worry and everything will be over in due time. Now I will have to ask you to turn over while we prepare so we can get this exam done.

~The doctor begins to put on large gloves and the nurse leaves to get the instruments required to perform the exams. Worthy is shaking his head.~

Worthy : You have got to be kidding me... this is a mistake... it can’t be. I mean... seriously??

Doctor : Just relax. We will take care of this as quickly as we can and it’ll be over rather quickly, depending on your co-operation.

~ The nurse walks in with a cart. All the tools are laid out on the tray. There are some huge tools on there and Worthy’s eyes grow wide.~

Nurse : I believe this are what is needed, right doctor?

Doctor (looking over the tools and chart): According to the depth suggestion on the chart, yes. Let’s get going... roll over please.

Worthy (resisting): No... this is a mistake.. Get the previous doctors...

Doctor: Sorry but I have to do my job.

~Worthy gets up and starts beating up the doctor until he spots NBT laughing in the doorway~

Worthy: Very funny you two, now lets see how funny it will be when I chuck them tag title belts in the canal with you lot still in them.

~NBT run off quick whilst laughing~

JD: see you at superforce Worthy.

~Worthy trashes the hospital and beats up the staff and security who are trying to calm him down, then walks out of the hospital~

Worthy wrote:

What I mean is I didn't save your PM and I could not find the RP anywhere.

BTW I will edit your RP for the next post (remember Worthy believes XFE is not real so is not likely to believe Simpson Characters are and also some in chat are saying it's a bit boarderline for this fed)

Borderline?? You're joking, right?

Which word in "colonoscopy and proctoscopy" was too sensitive for them?

no they were talking about if this could land our fed in trouble or not, but I doubt it myself.

It's not like the procedure was being shown, just implied...

lol!! good RP anyway

Worthy wrote:

no they were talking about if this could land our fed in trouble or not, but I doubt it myself.

Haven't these people seen Lethal Weapon 3? Where Riggs (Mel Gibson) changes Leo (Joe Pesci)'s chart for a proctiological exam?

Leo Getz wrote:

First the gas you, then they f^&* you! And then, when they're done, in comes the insurance company, and they f^&* you some more!"