(I'm thinking maybe a cold start with Serious in the middle of the ring no lights on him, let me know if I have to change anything.)
~THE CROWD is going crazy for the first Aggression card of the new season...The lights go out, the cheers die down~
~Moments pass~
~With lights still out~
Serious: WARRRR-RIORS! WARRRR-RIORS! Come out and PLA-AAAY!
~Lights on crowd ramps back up, Serious Pat Booker is seen holding a bible and his face is painted red~
Serious: I've been away training, the day I get back to the states, I sign a contract for a fight tonight. Not a match... A FIGHT. A LMS against Bleeding Elbows, Bleeding Forehead whatever. What a name. He must be tough. Or... just the opposite, but I regress. Let me put this bible down. It's not mine. It was in the prop room.
~Serious hands the book to someone outside the ring he fumbles the book and nudie pictures fall out of the book~
Serious: Like I said "Not Mine". Back to Bleeding Hemorroids, I don't know your story, and I don't know what you've done to deserve such a pounding you're going to get, but good luck to you. I hope that our paths never meet again. I'll just say it. I don't like your name. I have issues, I guess. I don't want to hold up the show any longer. I feel like I've been away forever. I just wanted to be the first to say... GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES!!!!!!!!!!
