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~Somewhere in Canada~
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~An open snow covered field, wind thrashing the landscape, a figure can be seen jogging in the distance. A quick cut, now Serious is in front of the camera~
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Pat Booker: "Is it on?"
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Camera Man (Off Screen): "Yeah go ahead."
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Pat Booker: "Hello my name is Pat Booker, the Serious one. I was not placed on the card tonight, I assume it's because I've lost so much. I assume it's because I can't put a show on. I assume because I've had my title shot and my second chance at Kayls, and have blown it times I am not there to entertain you. I am here and not there, fine I'll run in the snow banks, lift weights until I can't see and eat thirty-three hundred pounds of protein! Afraid Yet!?"
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Camera Man (OS): "Dude, I'm freezing. Can we wrap it up?"
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Pat Booker: "I was almost done, now we got to start over."
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~Quick cut, Serious seen playing with the camera making sure he's in frame~
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Pat Booker: (To Camera man) "Just start the car, I'll be right there."
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~Another quick cut~
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Pat Booker: "Hello St. Patrick's Day Massacre! Serious just wanted to tell you That I'm pumped about about my match with Joan F, it was a big win for me and I'll be on the road for gold soon enough. XFE I'm going to pound everyone I have to to get my belt, keep sending me what you got and I'll keep knocking them down. Kayls I wish you the best I guess our relationship has ended, sorry I hate when chicks don't call back."
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