DieHard
Number of posts : 1390 Location : Ottawa, ON Registration date : 2008-04-30
| Subject: NBT RP for Feb 14 2/12/2009, 12:06 pm | |
| ~Suck My Kiss begins to play over the PA System. The Playboy and JD Allgood step through the curtain onto the stage. They pause, undo their suit jackets revealing the tag team championship belts around their waists. The un-do the belts and hold them up in the air while a mix of boos and cheers emanate from the crowd. They slowly strut their way down the ramp, up the steps and into the ring. A member of the ringside crew passes microphones to them as they take their sunglasses off and place them into their suit jacket pockets.~
JD : Ladies and gentlemen.... YOUR NEW... TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
Playboy : THE NATURAL BORN THRILLERS!!!!
JD : You know... we don’t want to say "we told you so", but....
Playboy and JD both : WE (censored)ING TOLD YOU SO!!!
Playboy : And you know... 3 days after we prove that we are absolutely, 100%, beyond a shadow of a doubt the best damn tag team in XFE, they bring us here....to San Antonio. I mean... I couldn’t imagine being in a crappier city than when we went to Detroit, but here we are!!!
~Boos from the crowd.~
Playboy : And, on Valentine’s Day nonetheless.
JD : Hell, ya. I can’t imagine why X-Force would even bring a show into this hell hole, but to bring the Natural Born Thrillers here?? Get real!!! You know... The Alamo?? Remember??? The Mexicans had it, then they gave it to the Texian Army, then they sent over another troop of 3 foot mexican midgets to take it back and they killed almost everyone? That's Texans for you!!
~Louder boos are heard from the crowd.~
Playboy (laughing): Yeah, you know Valentine’s Day is known as VD day here in San Antonio. Not because is short for Valentine’s Day, but because of what you catch from the ladies here. I mean ... I have trouble finding one worth the damn time here!
~Playboy and JD walk around the ring looking at the women in attendance. JD stops to listen to one woman who is yelling something. ~
JD : What??
~He listens again.~
JD : Hey Playboy... come over here.
~Playboy comes over and JD points to the woman in front row.~
JD : She says she wouldn’t do me if I was the last man on Earth.
Playboy : What??
JD : Yeah, how stupid is that. I mean... I’m fussy and all... and I would do me. I’m (censored)ing sexy, dammit!
Playboy : Ah, to hell with her... I’m sure there is one worth while here...
~Playboy and JD continue looking over the crowd. Playboy stops at a guy standing up and yelling.~
Playboy : Yeah, same to you, pal. I have no idea who you are to talk.. The only mark you’ve ever made in life is in your (censored)ing underwear.
~Playboy and JD continue around the ring, finally coming together on the side facing the hard camera.~
Playboy : This town is (censored)ing pathetic! Hell, we’re used to places with more... I guess you can say... CULTURE. The only culture here in San Antonio is bacteria.
JD : The women here are downright scary, and it’s become very obvious to us that this town is the reason why people like us have to work really hard... the people here must really rely on those welfare checks. It is said that half of the people you know are below average... well, except in San Antonio, where everyone is below average.
Playboy : It’s even written on the bathroom walls here in the arena... for an average time call Ellen. Man, let’s just get out of this (censored) hole... these people aren’t worthy of seeing talent like us here.
JD : We have to get back to the ladies we left back at the hotel. Good thing we brought some real women here, because the ladies who live in this town are damn homely.
~Suck My Kiss begins to play over the PA system as Playboy and JD drop the microphones, leave the ring and strut up the ramp. They stop on the stage, turn around, lift the belts one more time in the air as to mock the crowd, and then proceed to walk through the curtain.~
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DieHard
Number of posts : 1390 Location : Ottawa, ON Registration date : 2008-04-30
| Subject: Re: NBT RP for Feb 14 2/13/2009, 4:51 pm | |
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