~"Blue Powder" by Steve Vai plays. The fans begin to boo loudly. "The Natural" Jesse Blue comes out. He makes his way to the ring. He seems angry. The fans' jeers bother him.~
"The Natural" Jesse Blue: So... Tonight, I get to face "Yahoo" Pat Serious. I gotta admit to you people, I'm in a really bad mood. It seems week after week, there's a conspiracy against me. Everyone's in on it, too. The refs... I notice the quick pinfalls. I see you wave for the bell as soon as I'm put in a submission hold. I'm onto it. The front office... they're in on it, too. They make matches with lowbodies like this next chump. Anything to keep me down...
~This makes the crowd start up a chant. "Cry-baby, Cry-baby". Jesse is upset with this. He stomps around the ring, slapping the ropes. This makes the crowd start a new chant, "WAAAA, WAAA".~
Jesse: You people need to learn some respect! I'll teach it to each and every one of you, just like this next fool. Pat Serious... You keep going on and on about how you want a title shot. You had a chance to beat the champ... and you failed. You came up just a little short. You probably have that problem with all the women.
See, you... are on your way down, while I... am on my way up. I will be all over you like a cheap suit. You're probably used to wearing cheap suits, but again... not my problem. It's gonna be like that old "Martha and the Vandellas" song... "Nowhere to run to, baby, Nowhere to hide."
I will add to your losing streak. Maybe, I'll even get the title shot that you think you deserve. Don't think I'm some sort of push-over. I will beat you. You should take that seriously... VERY SERIOUSLY...
SEND HIM!!!
(At this point... Cue Yahoo's music, and have him enter the ring for our match)
